This is going to be simple because my "real" entry got deleted.

Boil ramen in wok for 3 minutes.  If you have a strainer; break the noodles into 3 or 4 parts (noodle lengthwise).  If you don't; drain, then cut into 8ths like a pizza.
Fry cut celery and carrot in oil until crisp.  Add hot dog and fry until cooked.  Add yakisoba sauce to flavor the hot dog.
Add noodles, fry briefly, add sauce to taste (I like a lot of sauce).  Put in bowl.  
Clean utensils.  
Eat... (the yakisoba, not the utensils.)