ingredients:
   1 hot dog from a pack too big for one person to humanly eat before they go rotten
   1 tortilla from a pack of 10, too many for one person to humanly use before they go dry
   cheese slices: however many you can get off the good part of a half dried piece of cheese which you forgot to put in a Ziploc when you used half of it to make quesadillas
   2-3 (4?) T. oil preferably not rancid like the bottle you used to make oyster cracker snacks with
items used for cooking:
   wok
   paper towels to soak up grease
   plastic plate reused more times than it should have been
   chopsticks