I love Wegmans, I really do, but…

This is quite possibly the most misleading “organic” claim I’ve ever seen.

Why?  For starters… “Do cows pollute as much as cars?” (TL,DR: yes)  That’s good environmental stewardship!　[edit: What Does Oraganic Look Like? from a sociology blog]

More-over, due to bad punctation, the only thing “organic” may be the grass.   Compare “Organic, grass-fed beef” vs “‘organic grass’-fed beef.” [In this case, it's just "organic grass fed beef" - make your guess and hope it's right.]

Also, Valentine’s SUSHI sold 2/12.  Valentine’s is a good two days away at any given point of the day.

I am unsure if any of those are raw, but unless they cleaned down the entire sushi-station before making anything uncooked, I’d be more than just a little wary anyway.

I don’t want to resort to low-brow humor in my blog, but I think this is the newest/worst euphemism I’ve seen.

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